By Carrie Pinkard
Who let the Snarky dogs out?!?!
There are only two things we love more than tea: pop culture and pets. We loved seeing all of your dog pictures from around the country! That's why we took the liberty of pairing each dog with its celebrity look-alike and Snarky Tea soulmate. Read on for your daily dose of cuteness.
Lewis from Fort Worth, Texas
Lewis is a textbook Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation. He’s serious but also loveable, and obsessed with bacon. Together this pairing goes well with our Get Your Sh*t Together tea because Lewis and Ron’s stern stares make you want to immediately figure out your life and choices.
Mojo from Phoenix, Arizona
Mojo is fun-loving and has beautiful hair just like Dev Patel. Both Mojo and Dev always look like they’re smiling. While Mojo likes to have a good time, he also has a calming presence. He looks like he’s always ready to snuggle up and ask “howl you doin’?” That’s why we matched him with our Namaste Motherf**ker tea.
Reuben from Syracuse, New York
This dog gives us seriously good vibes. Just try looking at him and not smiling. That happy go lucky attitude and grin are a perfect match for Paul Rudd who is a huge goofball. Was it Reuben or Rudd who played the male lead in every single rom-com between 2008-2012? Who’s to say? Reuben reminds us of our Energize tea, because being around him instantly perks you up.
Miss Daisy Mae from Phoenix, Arizona
Miss Daisy Mae has the beautiful, unique features of Tilda Swinton. She is tall and poised just like Tilda. She also seems like she could adapt easily to any situation, just like Tilda Swinton changes roles in her movies. We’re pairing Miss Daisy Mae with our Dream tea because she has an ethereal, dream-like quality.
Zlota from Buffalo, New York
Zlota is a total sweetheart just like Laura Linney. Her yellow mane and sweet face just scream “All-American actress” like Linney. Because of Zlota’s girl next door vibe, we’re pairing her with our Sweet as F**k tea.
Dash from West Siloam Springs, Oklahoma
This cutie looks like he’s ready to “dash” right onto Broadway, which is why we paired him with Neil Patrick Harris. Neil Patrick Harris is energetic and multitalented, just like Dash. They also share the same bright, alert features. We’re matching Dash with our Wake The F**k Up tea because he seems like he’s always bouncing around having a good time.
Brooklyn from Pennsylvania
Brooklyn is short and stout just like their celebrity look-alike Patton Oswalt. While they might be laying down and resting in this pic, we can tell they also have a good sense of humor like the stand-up comedian. Since Brooklyn’s resting and showing off their chill side, we are matching them with our Get Your Ass in Bed tea. Because sometimes you just gotta shut it all down and let sleeping dogs lie.
Cosmo from Tampa, Florida
Cosmo has the innocent baby face of Beanie Feldstein. These two make you feel like you want to protect them at all costs. We would jump in front of a moving train for Beanie or Cosmo, honestly. Cosmo’s relaxed demeanor pairs great with our Calm the F**k Down tea.
Phoebe from Bayonne, New Jersey
Phoebe looks wise and hella talented just like Laura Dern. Not to mention the blond curls feel meant to be. We would totally cast this dog to play Marmee March in Little Women. She is our bonus Calm The F**k Down dog because just like Laura Dern, she doesn’t let how amazing she is go to her head. She’s still down to Earth and doggone awesome.
Bentley from Corpus Christi, Texas
Bentley has paw-sitively beautiful blue eyes just like BJ Novak. Both Bentley and BJ Novak have a very laid back vibe that makes you feel like you can just hang with them for hours. That’s why we paired them with our Unwind Tea. Hey, Bentley, can you introduce us to Mindy Kaling?
Tana, Levi, Resse, Mako, Titan, Bernie and Willie from Powell, Wyoming
This cool, mobster-esque dog pack instantly made us think of The Sopranos. These dogs aren’t taking shit from anyone. This is why we paired them with our Fierce B*tch tea, though in this case, it’s Fierce Bitches and we want to binge another episode.