By Carrie Pinkard
Have you been slacking when it comes to reading the latest news?
Well, it’s time to brew some Wake the F**k Up tea and get caught up with what’s happening in the world. We’re bringing you a Snarky Tea News Roundup so you can digest the news in the silliest way possible.
Transparent toilets are being installed on the streets of Tokyo.
Which is the logical conclusion to the Japanese government asking “how can we make this year a little more shitty?”
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Carole Baskin is joining the new cast of Dancing With The Stars.
This means audiences are in for a treat because Baskin’s moves are known to be killer.
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A drunk man in the UK stole the “L” from the iconic Liverpool Harmonic sign.
After realizing what he did he decided to get the L out of there.
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Amazon shoppers claim that customer service reps are flirting with them online.
“I’m sorry your delivery was delayed, but I have a big package just for you ;)”
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A trio of elderly women is defending crops in Japan from monkeys while holding airguns. They call themselves the “Monkey Busters.”
Meanwhile, critics bash the ladies, saying the original all-male Monkey Busters was way better
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Drive-through Haunted houses are popping up around the world. Reportedly customers pull their car up and say, “I’ll have two Number Boo’s with extra Frights.”
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A new study shows parents are more likely than nonparents to turn to alcohol to deal with stress during the pandemic. A finding that's caused moms around the nation to spit out their 11 a.m. wine in shock.
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Our Pick For Who Needs Some Get Your Sh*T Together Tea:
This tourist at a Thailand zoo who posted a picture of her cupping a tiger’s testicles. The problem is life imitates art, and this is what happens when people spend three months locked inside watching Joe Exotic on Tiger King.
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Our Pick for Fierce B*tch of the Week:
This Vietnamese man who’s gone 80 years without a haircut. Meanwhile, we've tried to cut our own bangs 5 times during quarantine and each trim turned out more horrible than the last.
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