By Carrie Pinkard
Name: Basic B*tch
The way to her heart is through: Being just as basic as me! If you have a Ph level between 10-12 I’ll swoon.
Omg! Welcome to my profile. Where to begin? Ok so I l0o0o0ove Fall. It’s like, the best season ever. I’m looking for the Chandler to my Monica, the Jim to my Pam, the Luke to my Lorelei. People say I’m good in bed. Though some prefer savoring me at the breakfast table.
I’m a scorpio but don’t worry, I don’t sting. I’m a total sweetheart but also a little spicy. I’ll definitely help you wake up in the morning. I love to snuggle and curl up on the couch with a good book. I’m usually reading something by Nicholas Sparks.
My BFF Fierce B*tch keeps me grounded. We do everything together. This is important for you to know because if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my tins. And Fierce B*tch is the best tin ever.
I love pet names! Call me Pumpkin and I’ll melt.
What She’s Looking For: I definitely want to be a carda(mom) some day so I’m looking for someone who wants to start a family. Also must love dogs.
What She’s Reading Right Now: The latest issue of Cosmo
More About Basic B*tch:
Job: Student. Studying to be a kindergarten tea-cher
Politics: Does watching Scandal reruns count?
Exercise: Mostly Pila-teas
Marriage status: Never married… But looking to kettle down ASAP. Like in 3-5 minutes.
Kids: None. But REALLY want some.
Education: Currently in college. Member of the Alpha Tea Delta sorority.
Body type: Curvy
Height: 5.4 inches
Drinking: All day err’y day! Jk. But def with brunch.
I’m a Disney adult, what can I say? Just a Cinderella waiting for her Prince Charming. #Cinderella #Belle #Tinkerbell #SleepingBeauty #Minnie #SnowWhite #BippityBoppityBoo
Did I mention my favorite show of all time is The Office? I have a totally normal shrine to Jim Halpert in my bedroom. #callhimBigTuna
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