Do you miss hearing The Office theme song blaring out of your Netflix at all hours of the day? Same! We think it’s a crime they took the show away from us, but the characters live on in our hearts (and on Peacock, I guess). Take a journey with us to Scranton, Pennsylvania as we hang out with the crew and match you with a character and tea that fits your personality!
Michael Gary Scott - Wake Up
“Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”
Michael Scott never stops moving, talking, or causing huge disruptions in The Office. His energy is unmatched, which is why we paired him with our Wake Up Tea. With the spicy blend of cinnamon, turmeric, black pepper, and cardamom, this tea has a lot going on just like Michael. A few sips of this and you’ll be bouncing off the walls screaming “That’s what TEA said!”
Stanley Hudson - Get In Bed
“If I'm not in my bath with a glass of red wine in one hour, you're both dead.”
Stanley Hudson does NOT mess around when it comes to his sleep schedule. He’s always watching the clock, making sure he’s taking off exactly at 5 p.m. Just a few sips of our Get In Bed Tea and you’ll be cozying up with a crossword under the sheets just like Stanley. You’re probably asking yourself, “Hmm does this tea REALLY promote better sleep?” and to that I say, “DID I STUTTER?!”
Angela Martin - Fierce B
“The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit.”
Although Angela has dozens of cats throughout the series, no one would call her warm and fuzzy. She is the fierce leader of the party planning committee, and that’s why we paired her with our Fierce B tea. This black rosy tea is made for strong women who aren’t afraid to speak TF up, just like Angela.
Oscar Martinez - Get It Together
Oscar is often the voice of reason in The Office. When someone doesn’t know a fact, Oscar is faithfully thee to (over) explain it to them. He’s also there to point out when his coworkers are acting crazy, and to help them Get It Together. Our Get It Together tea is a green blend with lemongrass and citrus that will help you see the error of your ways faster than Oscar can say, “Actually.”
Erin Hannon - Sweet AF
“My last job was at a Taco Bell Express. But then it became a full Taco Bell and, I don’t know, I couldn’t keep up.”
No one is sweeter, or more naive, than Erin. So many times in the show you just want to wrap her in a blanket and tell her everything will be ok. From her failed attempts to throw an “adult” Halloween party, to moving in and helping that elderly woman in Tallahassee, Erin consistently showed she had a pure heart. That’s why we paired her with our Sweet AF chocolate-orange tea.
Kevin Malone - Calm Down
“I just want to sit on the beach and eat hotdogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.”
Kevin doesn’t ask for much in The Office. All he really wants is a close parking space and to share his chili with the world without dropping it all over the floor. With his slow, methodical voice, talking to Kevin is like drinking a cup of Calm Down tea. If you’ve been searching for the best tonic for your nerves, this tea is it. After all, “Why waste time drink lots tea, when one tea do trick?”
Pam Beasley-Halpert - Peace & Love
“I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn’t hate me.”
Pam is definitely the office peacemaker. She is always trying to reign in Michael, or stop Dwight from doing something insane (like bicycling across a wire in the parking lot). She’s friends with everyone in the office, and generally tries to keep people happy. That’s why we paired her with our Peace & Love tea. Drink this tea when you need to juggle an overbearing boss, two kids, and your husband commuting to work in Philadelphia.
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