By Carrie Pinkard
Name: Wake the F**k Up
The way to his heart is through: Lots of mugs and kisses
5.4 inches tall because apparently that matters. I’m a HUGE morning person! I’m like the earliest worm there is. I’m also very enthusiastic about life. I love to spend time with my best mates: Get Your Sh*t Together and Calm the F**k Down.
I’m the real deal. So many guys out there say they want to support you and lift you up, but they don’t have the goods to deliver. Trust me our morning dates will have you bursting with energy for the rest of the day. I’m ready to go in 3-5 minutes, every time.
I’m always looking to improve myself which is why I never skip leg day and spend extra time on the KETTLE bells. Ladies tell me I always smell amazing because I’m a blend of cinnamon, licorice root, and black pepper. What can I say? I like to keep it spicy.
What He’s Looking For: I’m like a penguin, I’m looking to (Yerba) mate for life. I just want to find a nice woman who needs a little pep in her step.
What He’s Reading Right Now: 50 Shades of Earl Grey
More About Wake The F**k Up:
Job: Customer Service Rep at AT&Tea
Politics: Tea Party
Marriage status: Never married
Education: Ph.Tea in Chemistry 😉
Body type: Cylindrical, athletic
Height: 5.4 inches
Drinking: On Saturdays with the boys
GTL Everyday Bro. Gym. Tea. Laundry.
Don't worry, that's my sister!
Tea-xas Holdem Night with the boys.
I'll cook you breakfast every day, brewtiful.
If you enjoy the great outdoors, we'll be a match made in heaven!
Think Wake The F**k Up is the one for you? Check him out here & live happily ever after.
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