Experience the enchanting symphony of fall tea flavors, as we celebrate the bounty of the season. From zesty Apple Cider to heartwarming Mulled Wine – it’s tradition with a Snarky twist. Embrace the autumnal goodness with our Fall Tea Party!
Autumn Tea Party: 10 Fall Flavors We Love
Summer is almost over. The kids are back at school. There’s a twinge of cool in the air. It’s time. You may not be ready for autumn yet, but you will be after you read about our fall tea party plans!
Why We Love Fall Flavors
Fall is about harmony. It’s about finding the balance between summer and winter. It’s about the bounty of the harvest by feasting in celebration. Well, here at Snarky Tea we’re celebrating the seasonal flavors that fall brings back to us. They’re crispy like the breeze and provide the cozy hug our soul needs heading into the cold months of winter.
Tea is an incredible way to enjoy all our favorite fall flavors without some of the typical negatives that come with drinking flavored coffee or alcohol. Talk about harmony!
So, bundle up, babe – fall is here, and we’re ready to ride! Check out our favorite classic fall flavors (with a Snarky twist, of course)! And a few hot tips on food to pair with these delicious drinks! It’s everything you need to throw a cozy tea party with your favs this fall.
Luscious Apple Tea Delights
Have you really experienced autumn if you haven’t picked a few apples? Here are a few oldies-but-goodies and a few new things to satisfy your craving for apples this fall.
Apple Cider
Cozy up with our classic Apple Cider tea! Whether you’re in the mood for a hot beverage or a crispy cool drink, this tea is it! It’s all autumn, all the time! This caffeine-free rooibos blend is all that you need to sit back and watch the changing leaves! Pro tip: Apply Cider is a perfect f*cking pair with our Apple Spice simple syrup. OMG – delish!
Hot Damn
Craving a tart Granny Smith apple? Check out Hot Damn – it’s sharp, it’s spicy … it’s Snarky! This medium-caffeine green tea combines the tartness of apple with the cozy of cinnamon, like your favorite oatmeal, it’ll warm your body and soul!
Apple Almond Crisp
The new Apple Almond Crisp is sweet and buttery like a homemade pastry. Try it as a cold brew tea for an especially crisp and refreshing fall treat. And it’s also incredible hot brewed – like it just came out of the oven. This caffeine-free delight is the perfect after-dinner dessert tea!
Check it out – the nuttiness of this tea makes it an AMAZING pair with popcorn. Who needs dessert when you can have popcorn by the fire with a sweet mug of apple delight?
Cran-Apple
Nothing says fall like cranberries and apples. Crisp to the core (with a subtle side of sour), our Cran-Apple blend is a fall favorite! This caffeine-free herbal tea is delicious hot or cold – so you do you, hon!
Warm Cinnamon Tea
Nothing can warm you up on a chilly night like cinnamon spice can. So, grab your favorite throw blanket, and invite a friend or two to a cozy little tea party.
Mulled Wine
Looking for a libation without the hangover? We’ve got you! Our Mulled Wine blend tastes exactly like a spicy cup of your favorite brew, without the nasty after-effects. It’s all the fall flavor you love – without alcohol. Made with whole cinnamon sticks, elderberry, orange pieces, and even f*cking mistletoe, this herbal tea stops summer in its tracks! It’s time for fall, ya’ll!
Try a bite of dark chocolate with your Mulled Wine tea for a rich compliment to a full-bodied drink. Or if savory is what you’re craving, grab a handful of roasted nuts to add a salty crunch to your evening.
Wake the F**k Up
Add a fall twist to your morning black tea, or replace your coffee, with cinnamon-infused Wake the F**k Up! This black tea with spicy ginger will have you hustlin’ in no time! Grab a scone with a friend and enjoy a bite and bitch-sesh before you get sh*t done, hon!
Sweet Tea Treats
Satisfy your sugar cravings with these scrumptious blends. They are delightful combinations of fall fruits and flavors. Drink up some autumn awesome-ness!
Goji Pear Melon
Add some heaven to your day with Goji Pear Melon. This motherf*ckin’ aromatic fall fruit combo is so sweet and satisfying – try it cold for a slow transition from summer to fall. Or try it warm for a sweet, smooth treat. It’s made with biga** pieces of our favorite fall fruits so you can skip the fruit salad, go for the fruit tea!
Blueberry Apple Pie
It's one of our favorites (and yours, too). Blueberry Apple Pie is a treat for all 5 senses. Sweet, vibrant, and smooth finish make this a staple blend, all year round. But who can say no to a slice of apple pie in the fall? Not us! So, let’s indulge in this sweet treat – hot or cold, it’s the perfect end-of-summer tea.
Caramel Cake
OK – let’s get to the real dessert tea. Caramel Cake. Speaks for itself. This blend is naturally sweet with honeybush. But it goes the EXTRA mile. There’s actual f*cking pieces of butterscotch candy in it. Actual candy. Yeah – it’s over the motherf*ckin’ top, and we love it. Who needs to eat dessert when you can f*cking drink it?
Pumpkin Spice Tea
Basic B*tch
Did we save the best for last? You can’t do fall without pumpkin spice. And we’re all in! Basic B*tch is a classic pumpkin spice tea, for all of us basic bitches out there. And our pumpkin spice tea is medium caffeine pu’erh blend, so you can avoid the jitters of coffee and focus on mindfully enjoying the flavor. It’s an OG, it’s a fall vibe, it’s a category all its own. Delish.
And it pairs amazingly well with so many things. Thinking savory? Try it with hummus and pita chips. Want something sweet? It’s a perfect complement to a cinnamon roll or pecan pie. OMG – it looks like we’re gonna need an extra bag of this sh*t to get through the season!
Can’t decide on just one? (Neither can we – they’re all f*cking amazing – just like you!) Here’s our entire September collection, so you can “mull” over which crispy fall blends to add to your routine this year. And don’t forget to check out our simple syrups to elevate your fall tea game even more! So much sweetness, so much goodness, so much for summer! Hello Fall!
COZY UP WITH THESE FALL FAVORITES
Hot Damn - Green Tea Blend
Basic B - Pumpkin Spice Pu'erh Blend
