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We’re back with a fall mixtape of tea blended blends! But this time, it’s autumn. So, grab a cuppa or a mugga because we’ve got cold brew, we’ve got hot brew, we’ve got all the fall tea mixes comin’ at ya!
We’re continuing our new tradition (and old love) of mixing blends with our fall edition. Thanks to Snark Squad members, Samara Flink and McKenzie Wyckoff, for supplying ample autumn ideas for mixes to try out this season!
Some are hot, some are cold, but they’re all f*cking amazing! So turn on our cool autumn jams, warm up your teapot, or prep your cold brew kit and prepare for a rush of fall flavor.
These tea mixes have just what you need to start your day – and make it the best day of the season! From feeling good to treating yourself to the flavor of the season – it’s just what you need to make today amazing.
Yerba Energy + Dandelion Detox + Hibiscus Glow
I mean, talk about a superfood, supertea, superwoman. Watch out! You’ll be so ready to take on the day with this feel good, look good, smooth energy mix!
Basic Black + Basic Bitch + Pumpkin Cream
A little EXTRA pumpkin never hurt anyone – especially not this basic b*tch. If you can’t get enough pumpkin in your morning, this one is for you! Creamy pumpkin energy to get you through the most basic fall morning.
Wake the F**k Up + Turmeric Golden Latte
Fend off seasonal colds with this wake-up blend. With ginger, cinnamon, and turmeric it’s spicy and energizing! It’ll kick your a** in gear and kick viruses to the curb! Try it with a little milk or sweetener for a smooth and spicy finish.
Mark apple picking off your fall bucket list – we’ve got the mixes that transport you straight to the orchard!
The energy of yerba coupled with the tartness of cranberries and apples means this blended blend is the blend you need to make any fall day a little extra crispy!
Choose to drink dessert with this mix. Actual f*cking butterscotch candy pieces and hot apple cider. It’s the perfect sweet and spicy dessert to enjoy during a cool breeze with leaves fallin’! Or try with Caramel Apple for some extra buttery sweetness.
Almond Apple Crisp + Masala Chai
It’s a little nutty – just like us! This blended blend is a cornucopia of fall flavors, from cinnamon to apple and everything in between!
Find a moment of calm to treat yourself – you deserve it!
Caramel Cake + Irish Potatoes + Pumpkin Cream
This creamy delicacy is best served … exactly how you love it. Warm or chilled, it’s sweeter than any slice of cake or pie, so forget about ‘em!
PRO TIP (from McKenzie Wyckoff in the Snark Squad): try with macadamia nut milk!
It’s sharp and sweet, and more than a little Snarky! Add a little spice to your dessert, but let it end with a sweet creamy finish. Yum.
Chocolate Candies + Caramel Apple
This caffeine-free mix is just the sweetest thing – literally. With honeybush and fruity herbs this mix is all treat – no trick required.
We’re basic enough to love apple and pumpkin – but now it’s time to mix it up with some unique fall flavors that we also love!
Elderflower & Orange + Peace & Love Motherf**ker
Take a break from pumpkin (if you must), and add some zest to your autumn. Sweet raspberries and elderflower will ward off any scary energy this fall season!
Lavender Lime Mint + Superstitious Sweet Licorice
Fend off the scaries with this unique fall spa treatment. A little mint to punch up the licorice, and you’ve got a sweet retreat to help you slow down and take in the season.
Blueberry Apple Pie + Blackberry & Cherry Currant + Blackberry Orange
Not ready to give up on cold brew this fall season? Neither are we! This mix is an incredibly fruity, refreshing cold brew tea that will put your mom’s fruit cocktail to shame.
Slow down your bedtime routine and enjoy a warm cup of bliss with these peaceful blended blends.
Irish Potatoes + Calm The F**k Down + Blueberry Apple Pie
A little coconut and cinnamon are the perfect toppings to a slice of sweet blueberry apple pie. Is it time for bed or time for dessert? Why choose, when you can have it all?
Get You’re A** In Bed + Turmeric Golden Latte
With lavender and chamomile putting you to sleep, you won’t have time to worry about catching a seasonal cold. And you won’t have to with the added dash of turmeric and ginger! Rest easy this fall.
Chamomile Orchard Spice + Honey Lemon TLC
This enchanting mix of autumn spices, lemon, and chamomile is the perfect relaxing night-time cuppa. Close your eyes and dream about a cool stroll through the orchard, and wake up refreshed!
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Written By
Katie Reierson
Snarky Scribe
Meet Katie, a witty wordsmith who loves pairing writing with a cuppa. She serves herself a sarcastic cup of Shut the F**k Up while cooking up breakfast for her 3 kiddos (for the illusion of a moment of calm). But her favorite cold brewed treat is the sweet, creamy mix of Smooth Vanilla Matcha and Blueberry Apple Pie. Connect with Katie for a Cuppa!