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Drink your feelings with this unique, delicious and hilarious tea.

Wake The F**k Up

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Hey! I’m Jenni-Lyn. I bet you want to know how the hell this whole thing started. Well…

In June 2016 I left my safe corporate job and bet our entire nest egg on a profane tea business.

Why tea? Coffee doesn’t mix well with my crazy pills. Kidding (sort of). Truthfully, I was sick of those annoying caffeine withdraw headaches that tiptoed in around 10 a.m. every day. Once I switched to tea, not only did those migraines disappear, my entire digestive system felt better. It’s a nice little thing I do for myself (before/after eating a whole pizza alone)!

Why Snarky Tea? Well, with names like, “Gentle Sunshine”, or “Dancing Water Lily”, I never thought tea was for people like me; people who weren’t… 95-years-old and British.  On top of that, the blend names offered very little relevant information. I didn’t want to guess which tea I needed and when. I wanted something fun and to the point! Tired? Drink this! Hungover? Drink this!

But Snarky Tea is about much more than that… it’s about instilling confidence in women.

When my daughter was born, I became hyper-sensitive to the enormous number of overly sexualized brands with the same motive – to make women feel bad about themselves. “Skinny” this or “diet” that. Bikini-clad women in car ads, perfume ads, even burger ads!

That’s what Snarky Tea is trying to counteract. We’re about strong women who are far from perfect.  We’re about sisterhood. We’re about self-love no matter the shape, size, color or criminal record. Kidding (sort of). We want to arm women everywhere with fun, delicious tea and a boost of confidence. A winning combination!

Let’s take this journey together (follow our awesome blog) and ignite a spark of change in a world that needs it’s pompous assed kicked by a bunch of girls.

Xoxoxo,

Tea and Sisterhood Forever

Wake The F**k Up

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Wake The F**k Up

12.99

This powerful blend contains Yerba Mate - a natural stimulant with 24 vitamins and minerals, 15 amino acids and antioxidants. Invigorate, focus and kick some a**! 

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WHAT'S IN IT:

Yerba Mate, Black Tea, Ginger Root, Cardamom, Cinnamon, Licorice Root, Black Pepper, Gotu Kola, Cloves (GLUTEN FREE)

WHY IT WORKS:

This is the DREAM TEAM of ingredients. Yerba Mate is a natural stimulant and nutritional powerhouse that's loaded with vitamins, nutrients and antioxidants. It provides a smooth increase in energy while boosting mental functions. Gotu Kola is used to fight against fatigue and improve memory and intelligence. 

WHY YOU NEED TO WAKE THE F**K UP:

Good morning, you stunning creature!

Mornings are difficult for most, but not for you. You love hitting the treadmill at 5 a.m. and petting tiny fawns in dew-covered meadows at the first sign of daybreak.

SYKE! Mornings suck. But we’ve got you covered. With a giant cup of Wake the F**k Up and the will to live, you’ll feel almost human in no time. By the way, this blend goes awesome with chocolate liqueur. Just saying.

XOXO,
Tea and Sisterhood Forever