It's Your Bday Candle
$20.00
Holy shit, its your friend's birthday and you finally realize how old everyone is getting. Cue the tears and buy them this candle.
SCENTS:
Think "fourth-grade birthday party"... but better. Sweeter. More cake, and definitely more frosting.
DETAILS:
- 12 oz jar full of 100% soy wax from American grown soy beans
- Burn time of 50+ hours when burned properly
- Vegan. Phthalate free. Cotton wicks. No bullshit.
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