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Goal Crusher Bundle

The Goal Crusher System

5.0

Detox, nourish your complexion, and get moving towards your goals with our best-selling Goal Crusher Bundle! 🤸‍♀️

Now with Glow!


★★★★★

Yummy!

"I've tried a lot of other teas claiming to energize and detox, but this is hands down my favorite! The teas taste so good I'm happy to drink them and looking forward to my next cup. They're great hot or cold and do not need any kind of sweetener."

- Alida. on Feb 11, 2021

$37.99

(a 10% savings!)

  

100% No-Risk Money Back Guarantee

  

Detox, nourish your complexion, and get moving towards your goals with our best-selling Goal Crusher Bundle! 🤸‍♀️

Now with Glow!


★★★★★

Yummy!

"I've tried a lot of other teas claiming to energize and detox, but this is hands down my favorite! The teas taste so good I'm happy to drink them and looking forward to my next cup. They're great hot or cold and do not need any kind of sweetener."

- Alida. on Feb 11, 2021

  • Kit Contents:

    1 Daily Detox - 15 Biodegradable Pyramid Sachets

    1 Stay Brew-Tea-Ful - 15 Biodegradable Pyramid Sachets

    1 Move It Or Lose It - 15 Biodegradable Pyramid Sachets

  • Full Ingredient List:

    ENERGIZE: 

    Cinnamon, Turmeric, Cardamom, Black Pepper, Yerba Mate, Ginger, Clove, Cinnamon Drops (sugar, palm oil, cinnamon, non-fat dry milk, soy lecithin) Natural Flavor, Matcha 

    *Safe for daily use*


    DETOX:
    Green Rooibos, Fenugreek, Dandelion, Ginger Root, Licorice Root, Holy Basil, Lemongrass
    *Safe for daily use*


    GLOW:

    Hibiscus, Blueberry, Schisandra Berry, Butterfly Pea, Licorice Root, Oat Straw, Lemon Balm, & Natural Flavoring

    *Safe for daily use*

  • When Should I Drink These?

    ENERGIZE:

    USE: Drink a cup of Energize in place of coffee, or whenever you need a boost!
    CAFFEINE CONTENT: High Caffeine Tea – Approx. 60-70 mg per 8 oz cup
    BREWING INSTRUCTIONS: Steep one biodegradable tea pyramid in 8 oz of hot water for 3-5 minutes, sip, & enjoy!


    DETOX: 

    USE: Drink one cup of Detox first thing every morning.
    CAFFEINE CONTENT: Caffeine Free Tea
    BREWING INSTRUCTIONS: Steep one biodegradable tea pyramid in 8 oz of hot water for 4-6 minutes, sip, & enjoy!


    GLOW:

    USE: Drink one cup of Glow every day
    CAFFEINE CONTENT: Caffeine Free Tea
    BREWING INSTRUCTIONS: Steep one biodegradable tea pyramid in 8 oz of hot water for 4-6 minutes, sip, & enjoy!

  • Has Anyone Seen Real Results?

    Absolutely! Check out the review section below to read real reviews from real people. Please keep in mind that results may vary. While testimonials come from our customers, they do not guarantee specific results.

Drink a cup of Energize in place of coffee, or whenever you need a boost!


In Your Cup:

🍃 Smooth Matcha to support focus
⚡️ High Voltage Yerba Mate to support smooth energy
☄️ Zingy Turmeric to support vitality and wellness


Some days you check every box on your to-do list. Other days, success is just getting the laundry into the dryer before the mildew sets in. No matter what life throws at you, this energizing tea can help you stay fast, stay focused, & stay well.

Drink one cup of Detox every morning to start your day off right!


In Your Morning Cup:

💥 Spicy Ginger to support digestion
🌿 Gentle Holy Basil to support purification
🌼 Comforting Dandelion to support detoxification


Sometimes your soul craves a carrot, sometimes it screams for spaghetti. Trust your gut and find your balance with our gentle, daily detox tea. It’s like an apology for your liver.

Have a cup whenever you're feeling dull!


In Your Cup:

🌺 Hydrating Hibiscus for smooth skin

🦋 Nourishing Butterfly Pea Flower for skin clarity

🍒 Sweet Schisandra Berries for a glowing complexion


People may call you a lot of things, but dull will never be one of them. Give your skin the chance to shine as much as your personality with this hydrating, nourishing blend. Glow on, Gorgeous!

$37.99

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0

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What are people saying about our teas?

Health. Humor. Happiness.


OUR FEEL-GOOD BLENDS ARE SMART SELF-CARE. 


At Snarky Tea we believe in keeping it real. It’s why we developed our Feel-Good Blends. Four amazing blends that harness the power of real ingredients, to help real women feel their best. No Instagram models, no gimmicks… just functional, affordable (under $15 each), delicious blends that have your unique challenges in mind. 


Start with our Detox tea for gut health. Add in a cup of our Energize blend to fight fatigue. And finish off with a cup of Glow to rejuvenate. When we feel our best, we look our best, and most importantly, we do our best.


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*These statements have not been approved by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.*

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