Bouquet of Snarky Tea

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Why choose one when you can have them all?
Keep them for yourself or send them as a gift; you can't lose with a deal like this. Wrapped to look like a half-dozen roses, this package arrives beautifully and ready to gift!
 
COLLECTION BENEFITS
 
CALM THE F**K DOWN
Green Rooibos serves as an anti-inflammatory while improving circulation, aiding digestion, and relieving hypertension. On top of that, it's beneficial for your bones, teeth, hair, and skin.
 
FIERCE B*TCH
As well as its high vitamin C content rose tea contains a large amount of polyphenols along with several other antioxidants like quercetin and elegiac acid. Polyphenols are natural antioxidants which are well known for their ability to repair cellular damage while black tea gives you just the boost you need to start kicking a** and taking names.
 
GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER
Both Lemongrass and Ginger have been used medicinally to help cure stomaches, nausea, and pain.
 
GET YOUR A** IN BED
Chamomile flower is associated with an increase of glycine, a chemical that relaxes nerves and muscles and acts as a mild sedative.
 
NAMASTE MOTHERF**KER
Green Tea contains bioactive compounds that improve your health in many ways; it's good for brain functions and weight management.
 
WAKE THE F**K UP
Yerba Mate is a natural stimulant and nutritional powerhouse that's loaded with vitamins, nutrients, and antioxidants. It provides a smooth increase in energy while boosting mental functions. Gotu Kola is used to fight against fatigue and improve memory and intelligence.

CONTAINS:

  • Fierce B*tch
  • Wake The F**k Up
  • Get Your A** In Bed
  • Calm The F**k Down
  • Namaste Motherf**ker
  • Get Your Sh*t Together

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