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PROFANI-TEAS

Our original line of teas are full of flavor, function, and of course - snark!

Teas With Sass

Sassy Tea Sampler Sassy Tea Sampler
$14.99

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Calm The F**k Down Tea Calm The F**k Down Tea
$12.99

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Wake The F**k Up Tea Wake The F**k Up Tea
$12.99

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Fierce B*tch Tea Fierce B*tch Tea
$12.99

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Namaste MotherF**ker Tea Namaste MotherF**ker Tea
$12.99

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Get Your A** In Bed Tea Get Your A** In Bed Tea
$12.99

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Get Your Sh*t Together Tea Get Your Sh*t Together Tea
$12.99

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Bouquet of Snarky Tea Bouquet of Snarky Tea
$74.99

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Caffeine Free Bundle
$23.99

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Basic B*tch - Pumpkin Spice Tea Basic B*tch - Pumpkin Spice Tea
$14.99

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Super Caff Bundle
$23.99

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