At Snarky Tea we believe in keeping it real. It’s why we developed our Feel-Good Tea Blends for under $10 each. Four amazing blends that harness the power of real ingredients, to help real women feel their best. No Instagram models, no gimmicks… just functional, affordable, delicious blends that have your unique challenges in mind. And hey, not to brag but we even scored a deal on ABC’s hit show, Shark Tank.
From bloating to sluggishness - this guide breaks down how to choose the right product for YOUR lifestyle.
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Stage 1: Gut Refresh - Meet Our Detox Blend ($9.99)
If you’re looking for a tea to give your system a daily refresh, look no further than our original Detox blend ($9.99). Both gentle and delicious, it’s the perfect tea to drink first thing in the morning to get your digestive system revved up.
With zingy citrus and spicy ginger, this green rooibos blend is bright and refreshing.
Ginger supports your digestion by assisting the intestines in moving. Sweet Fenugreek is used to help reduce inflammation and bloating. Finally, Holy Basil is a green, leafy plant full of calcium, zinc, and iron, leaving you feeling ready to tackle the day.
Stage 2: Deep Cleaning - Meet Our Cleanse Tea ($9.99)
Cleanse is Detox’s more hardcore cousin. It’s like Detox with a lip ring and a neck tattoo. Since it’s a bit stronger, Cleanse is meant to be steeped and sipped only 2-3 times a week.
This tea has a full earthly flavor with just a snap of licorice.
Cleanse ($9.99) is a pu’reh blend with fenugreek, nettle leaf, and dandelion. It works to gently rid your system of toxins. Its ingredients are also full of antioxidants to keep you healthy.
Stage 3: Energy Without The Crash - Meet our Energize Blend ($9.99)
We see you guzzling down that third Red Bull as you read this.
It’s time to pump the breaks on energy drinks and coffee. These forms of caffeine might make you feel good for a moment, but they also cause crazy jitters and lead to an inevitable crash.
Detox from these harsh caffeine sources, and instead choose CLEAN caffeine like our Energize Tea ($9.99). Energize is the Sporty Spice of Snarky Teas. It’s made with Yerba Mate, a South American plant that provides you with a smooth stream of energy.
One cup of this zesty blend of cinnamon, matcha, turmeric, and ginger and you’ll be saying sayonara to those Monster cans in no time.
Did you know that your brain and body go through a natural detox process while you sleep? This is just one more reason why getting the recommended 7-9 hours a night is crucial.
Easier said than done. Too many of us are balancing work, kids (and let’s face it: late-night Netflix binging) and we simply aren’t getting enough sleep.
Our Dream Tea ($9.99) will help women who are in need of their nightly detox. This soothing chamomile tea tastes like a sweet lemon and rose dream. It will help you enter into a deep restful slumber so your body’s natural detoxification process can FINALLY do its thing.
If you want healthy, glowing skin it could be time to mix things up!
Try mixing a scoop of our Collagen Peptides ($39.99) into your favorite Snarky Tea to give your skin a much-needed detox. Collagen keeps your skin plump and hydrated. It’s also anti-inflammatory, which helps reduce redness and blotchiness.
These peptides are flavor-free so you won’t even notice them thrown into your tea or your morning smoothie!
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Here at Snarky Tea, we believe in making healthy, all-natural tea blends that will improve women’s lives through mental and physical wellness.
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"I have done the Get Fit Starter Kit twice so far. It really helps with bloating and, for me, curbing my crazy sweet tooth. Both teas are delicious to enjoy, but the health benefits make them even better." - Katelyn R. on Dec 02, 2020
INCLUDES THE FOLLOWING:
1 CLEANSE: 💫 Activating Fenugreek for bloating 💪 Relieving Senna supports deep cleansing
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"I will definitely be purchasing again. I wanted to find an alternative to sipping coffee and drinking soda just for the sake of cutting out sugar (I use flavored creamer in my coffee) and I found Energize to not only smell great but taste great too! Cleanse definitely worked (if you know what I mean) but not instantaneously, which is nice." - Salena P. on Apr 11, 2020
INCLUDES THE FOLLOWING:
🌺 Hydrating Hibiscus for smooth skin
🦋 Nourishing Butterfly Pea Flower for skin clarity
🍒 Sweet Schisandra Berries for a glowing complexion