The names are great... but I bet the teas are crap.

We are strong believers that it's whats on the inside that counts. When you buy our teas you're not just buying a cute package; you're buying some of the best tea you'll ever have! Our blends were meticulously created to match their names, deliver on their promise AND taste amazing. They're good and good for you - take care of yourself girlfriend, you deserve it!

Which countries do you ship to and how long does it take?

We ship to The United States and Canada. 

Domestic packages typically take between 2-4 business days after receipt of shipment confirmation. 

International packages typically take between 6-10 business days (but can take up to 21 business days according to USPS).

HOLIDAY 2020 - Get your orders in ASAP! Please place your orders ON or BEFORE December 14th for the best chance to get your gifts by Christmas. 

Are the teas loose or in tea bags?

Our teas are packaged in super convenient, high-quality tea sachets. The sachet allows us to keep our teas whole leaf and makes the BEST cup of tea possible. Each tin comes with 15 whole leaf tea sachets. This sh*t is delicious.

What about those of us with Allergies?

Tree Nut Allergy? - You're good, girlfriend! Our teas are all nut-free and processed in a nut-free facility!

Coconut Allergy? - Avoid Calm The F**k Down

Soy Allergy? - Avoid Sweet As F**k & Energize

Dairy Allergy? - Avoid Energize 

How does the pricing compare to tea I can get at the grocery store?

Girlfriend... you're comparing Walmart to Prada. To find comparable pricing look at other high-quality tea brands which typically sell sachets for about $0.87 per cup (and they don't come with an awesome tin). Vogue Magazine didn't name us a must-have product for nothing. Now... TREAT YO SELF!

What if I don't like the tea?

Then call your doctor because you must be ill... KIDDING! All of our teas are guaranteed to please. If the order isn't your cup of tea (see what we did there?) you can return or exchange it within 15 days of the purchase date. Just email us at and we'll take care of the rest!