Frequently Asked Questions
The names are great... but I bet the teas are crap.
We are strong believers that it's whats on the inside that counts. When you buy our teas you're not just buying a cute package; you're buying some of the best tea you'll ever have! Our blends were meticulously created to match their names, deliver on their promise AND taste amazing. They're good and good for you - take care of yourself girlfriend, you deserve it!
Which countries do you ship to and how long does it take?
We ship to The United States and Canada.
Domestic packages typically take between 2-4 business days after receipt of shipment confirmation with our standard FREE SHIPPING option; expedited shipping options are available at checkout.
International packages typically take between 6-10 business days (but can take up to 21 business days according to USPS).
Normal processing time is 1-2 days for teas & mugs. Our t-shirts are made by order so the processing time is usually 4-5 days.
Are the teas loose or in tea bags?
Our teas are packaged in super convenient, high-quality tea sachets. The sachet allows us to keep our teas whole leaf and makes the BEST cup of tea possible. Each tin comes with 15 whole leaf tea sachets. This sh*t is delicious.
How does the pricing compare to tea I can get at the grocery store?
Girlfriend... you're comparing Walmart to Prada. To find comparable pricing look at other high-quality tea brands which typically sell sachets for about $0.87 per cup (and they don't come with an awesome tin). Vogue Magazine didn't name us a must-have product for nothing. Now... TREAT YO SELF!
What if I don't like the tea?
Then call your doctor because you must be ill... KIDDING! All of our teas are guaranteed to please. If the order isn't your cup of tea (see what we did there?) you can return or exchange it within 15 days of the purchase date. Just email us at email@example.com and we'll take care of the rest!