Snarky 'Scopes- Feb 22

 

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COMMUNICATE YOUR FEELINGS. You tend to avoid feelings like the plague, Capricorn. But this practice is causing your relationships to suffer. This week, come clean about your feelings and let people see what's in your heart. We know it's not made of fucking ice, no matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise. 

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WEED OUT THE EXCESS. It's time to "Marie Kondo" your life this week, Aquarius. You need to figure out what brings you joy and cut all the rest. Having too many extra responsibilities are weighing you down and distracting you from what's really important. Do some evaluation and trim the excess. 

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GO AFTER WHAT YOU WANT. Everything is looking fucking great for you right now, Pisces. Now is the perfect time to reach for what you really want. Chase that person or that dream that you've had your eye on. Don't hold back, because this season is all about YOU.

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FINISH OLD PROJECTS. Take this time to finish old projects before starting new ones, Aries. Your to-do list has become a mile long and instead of crossing things out, you just keep fucking adding. Don't take on anything new until you cross some things off!

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CHEER ON YOUR FRIENDS. Your friends need a little extra attention this week, Taurus. Send out some texts reminding them you're proud of them. We could all use some gassing up from time to time, and this week its your turn to dish out the damn compliments. 

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SET NEW GOALS. You've been staying in the same place for a while now, Gemini. You haven't been setting fresh goals or working toward anything. This is the week to change that. Make some intentional goals, big or small, for the coming weeks. 

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BE OPTIMISTIC. Allow yourself to be newly hopeful this week, Cancer. It's true that things aren't the best in the world right now. But this week, try to find hope for a better fucking future on hold on tight to it. 

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CONTRIBUTE YOUR DAMN PART. We all should be playing a role to help the community, Leo. This week, focus on contributing your time, effort, or money to a cause you care about. Giving back will help you feel a new sense of purpose, plus it's the right thing to do. 

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START A NEW FLING. Your love life is calling you this week, Virgo. It needs a little TLC because you've been focusing your attention elsewhere lately. Now is the time to start a new fling, or just rekindle the fire in your current relationship. 

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BUILD GOOD HABITS. Your routine has been all over the damn place lately, Libra. This is the week to start building a steady routine and healthy habits. Start adding little things to every day that are good for you. Overtime, these things will become a permanent part of your routine and your mental and physical health will thank you. 

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LOVE YOUR DAMN SELF. Your emotions are probably running wild this Pisces season, Scorpio. You're going to be chasing love in all the wrong places. Stop, girlfriend. Focus this week on your longest term relationship: the one you have with your fine ass self. 

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FOCUS ON FAMILY. Your family needs some extra love this week, Sagittarius. You've been neglecting them in order to focus on friends and your career. This week, be present with them and remind them you're always there. 

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