Snarky Scopes

Snarky 'Scopes - November 22

Snarky 'Scopes - November 22

The universe is asking you to take a look at the progress you’re making (or the lack thereof). Where are you putting your effort? Is getting you anywhere? If the answer is yes, keep at it. If the answer is no, it’s time to rethink your approach.

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Snarky 'Scopes - November 15

There's always room for improvement...

Even for a perfect b*tch like you. 😉 This week is all about advancing your current circumstances. It’s okay to be a little selfish but your feelings might be bigger than normal so be cautious in communications. The full moon on Friday is a partial lunar eclipse and it’s a dramatic push towards destiny. Be prepared.

Snarky 'Scopes - November 15
Snarky 'Scopes - November 8

Snarky 'Scopes - November 8


You get what you get...and you don’t get upset! This week is all about tying up loose ends as we close out 2021. Sure, things might not be exactly how you thought they would, but trust that they’re exactly as they’re meant to be. It's time to accept and move forward.

Snarky 'Scopes - November 1

We’re entering a new cycle this week (thanks to Venus) and it’s creating brand new possibilities in our lives. We’re feeling personally empowered to roll up our sleeves and get to work on creating change with our bare hands. Dig in and plant the seeds for tomorrow.

Snarky 'Scopes - November 1
Snarky 'Scopes - October 25

Snarky 'Scopes - October 25

Scorpio Season As we enter the season of transformation, you will feel called to gain deeper understanding and strengthen the relationships in your life (including the one with yourself). Sure this can be a... Read More

Snarky 'Scopes - October 18

Why Not Me? You can achieve just about anything this week – you just have to be willing to try. Today we exit multiple retrogrades as Saturn, Pluto and Jupiter... Read More
Snarky 'Scopes - October 18
Snarky 'Scopes - October 11

Snarky 'Scopes - October 11

Begin Again

Consider this week a fresh start. Focus on bringing a positive attitude, a willingness to listen to new ideas, and an eagerness to evolve. You can make whatever you want of it – choose wisely.

Snarky 'Scopes - September 20

Too Good To Be True.

You know the old saying: if it seems to be too good to be true, it probably is. Look closely at the motivations of others when assessing new opportunities and partnerships and take your time before committing.

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Snarky 'Scopes - September 20
Snarky 'Scopes - September 13

Snarky 'Scopes - September 13

Do What You Can. The energy this week starts out intense but if you keep your head down and focus, you’ll find that it gets a lot easier as the... Read More

Snarky 'Scopes - August 30

There’s a lot more possibilities than you might have originally imagined. Take your time this week and inspect the things you’ve been working on. Make sure you've considered all the options.

Snarky 'Scopes - August 30