Snarky Scopes

Snarky 'Scopes - September 21

Snarky 'Scopes - September 21

We Love Libra Season

Libra season begins September 22nd. With it you find a new superpower of compromise. Balance will be restored in many areas of your life. Get ready for many fruitful conversations and a newfound sense of equilibrium. 

Snarky 'Scopes - September 14

Love a Little (Or a Lot)

Venus is in Leo, which means your love and adoration for others is going to feel overwhelming. Take this time to go above and beyond by showing people in your life how much you care about them.  

Snarky 'Scopes - September 14
Snarky 'Scopes - September 7

Snarky 'Scopes - September 7

Extend An Olive Branch

Mercury is in Libra which means it's a great time to focus on your relationships. You're going to be able to see things from the perspective of others more easily. 

If there's someone you've been fighting with lately, now is a great time to extend an olive branch and see if you can repair the relationship. 

Snarky 'Scopes- August 31

Express Your Feelings

On Tuesday night, a full moon will shine through the emotional water sign of Pisces. This is going to make you feel super in touch with your feelings. 

Try not to get lost in them, and instead talk it out with a friend or family member. 

Snarky 'Scopes- August 31
Snarky 'Scopes- Week of August 24

Snarky 'Scopes- Week of August 24

Unleash Your Inner Perfectionist

The sun has officially moved into Virgo which means you’re going to start paying attention to all the little details in your life.

Snarky 'Scopes- Week of August 17

Set Bold Intentions

On Tuesday, a new Moon in Leo will heighten the bold energy the sign already brings. Take this time to set new goals and don’t be timid about what you want. Go after things ferociously this week.

Snarky 'Scopes- Week of August 17
Snarky 'Scopes- Week of August 10

Snarky 'Scopes- Week of August 10

LET LOVE IN

Venus is in Cancer this week which means you’re going to feel extra loving and nurturing. Don’t be afraid to express love with the people in your life.

Snarky 'Scopes- Week of August 3

Channel Your Confidence

Mercury is in Leo this week which means you’re going to be feeling extra confident. Stand up straight and own it, girl. 

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Snarky 'Scopes- Week of July 27

Check Your Impulses.

As Mars continues moving through the sign of Aries, your actions are going to become more and more erratic.

Snarky 'Scopes- Week of July 20

Karma is Coming.

Pay special care to how you treat others this week. As Uranus moves through the sign of Taurus, the universe will be holding you accountable for your actions. 

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