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Snarky Scopes

Snarky 'Scopes - April 26

Snarky 'Scopes - April 26

Three words: Scorpio Super Moon.

This energy leads us to question both where we are and where we’re going. Listen to the little voice inside of you and find ways to thrive in these changing conditions. But remember, the things you choose now will have implications later on… so choose wisely.

Snarky 'Scopes - April 19

Get your thinking cap ready my friend, you’re gonna need it this week. You might find yourself lost in a world of thought but as long as you don’t overthink stupid sh*t, that analytical mind will come in handy. The key to this energy is to move slow, ask the right questions, and tie up any loose ends. All this thinking is leading you to new ideas and new places; get ready for it!
Snarky 'Scopes - April 19
Snarky 'Scopes - April 12

Snarky 'Scopes - April 12

Snarky 'Scopes- April 5

Mercury In Aries

On April third the communication planet, Mercury, moved into assertive Aries. This means you're going to start speaking up confidently and more often. Don't be surprised if you rediscover your voice and suddenly have the urge to speak your mind. 

Snarky 'Scopes- April 5
Snarky 'Scopes- March 29

Snarky 'Scopes- March 29

Full Moon In Libra

The powerful energy from the full moon on Sunday is going to effect your entire week. The full moon in Libra is going to make you reflective of your relationships. Strong relationships should get stronger, while relationships on the fritz might finally fall apart as you become more in touch with who you are and where you're headed.

Sip some rea and read this week's scopes!

Snarky 'Scopes- March 22

Welcome Aboard Aries Season

The sun has moved out of dreamy Pisces and into motivated Aries. This is going to light a fire in your spirit and get you crossing things off your to-do list left and right. You're going to feel more determined and competitive than you have all year, so buckle up!

Snarky 'Scopes- March 22
Snarky 'Scopes - March 15

Snarky 'Scopes - March 15

Mercury Moves Into Pisces

Today Mercury, the planet of communication moves out of brainy Aquarius and into emotional Pisces. This means you're going to want to talk about your feelings wayyy more. Open up to your loved ones about what you're going through and you'll feel a lot better.

Snarky 'Scopes- March 8

New Moon In Pisces

The New Moon in Pisces on Saturday will represent the beginning of a new cycle. The strong Pisces energy will heighten your empathy and emotions. Use this as a time of introspection. Check in with yourself and allow yourself to feel any feelings you've been neglecting.

Snarky 'Scopes- March 8
Snarky 'Scopes- March 1

Snarky 'Scopes- March 1

Prepare For Big Ideas

Mars moves into Gemini on Wednesday which means your floodgate of new ideas and projects is going to burst open. Mars is the planet of action, and when it moves through brainy Gemini, you're going to want to put that brilliant brain to work. 

Snarky 'Scopes- Feb 22

Venus In Pisces

On the 25th, Venus moves into dreamy, emotional Pisces. This is going to heighten your romantic feelings more than they have been in a long time. You're going to wear your heart on your sleeve and feel like you can tell your partner anything. if you're in a relationship, don't be surprised if you fall even deeper in love. If you're single, don't be surprised if you develop a crush you just can't shake.

Snarky 'Scopes- Feb 22