Snarky Scopes

Snarky 'Scopes - August 2

Snarky 'Scopes - August 2

A new way of doing things.

It’s a week of rebellion. You might feel a sense of resistance against the way that things have “always been”. There are new beginnings breaking through. It might be tough, but it will definitely be worth it.

Snarky 'Scopes - July 26

ACTION!

Just about everyone will be movin’ and groovin’ this week. It’s important to put your money where your mouth is – people are looking for results, not promises!

Snarky 'Scopes - July 26
Snarky 'Scopes - July 19

Snarky 'Scopes - July 19

POSITIVE VIBES ONLY

We’re moving forward with a renewed sense of hope and feeling productive AF this week. It’s all about gaining appreciation for the things we already have and bringing the lessons we’ve learned into the future.

Snarky 'Scopes - July 12

More than Meets the Eye.

Looks can be deceiving this week. It’s cancer season and emotions are high. Communicate carefully and try to base decisions on facts instead of feelings. Fate and destiny are at play!

Snarky 'Scopes - July 12
Snarky 'Scopes - June 28

Snarky 'Scopes - June 28

DON’T RUSH IT!

With four planets in retrograde there’s a lot of big picture stuff going on. Remember, you’re right where your supposed to be. Focus on what you can do today to build the future you want.

Snarky 'Scopes - June 21

IT STARTS WITH YOU!

With all of these retrogrades there’s sure to be more than meets the eye this week. But remember, as long as you remain the awesome human you are, it’s always going to work out for you!

Snarky 'Scopes - June 21
Snarky 'Scopes - June 14

Snarky 'Scopes - June 14

SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

On one hand, it’s all about avoiding miscommunications this week. On the other hand, with Jupiter moving through Pisces, we’re all ready to have some fun. The key is to let loose while remaining clear with your words and intentions.

Snarky 'Scopes - June 7

ROLL WITH IT.

Retrogrades get a bad rap. Yes, a lot of shit gets stirred up. But if you keep your cool and refuse to let it drag you down, you’ll be better than ever. Be aware and go with the flow, hon!

Snarky 'Scopes - June 7
Snarky 'Scopes - May 24

Snarky 'Scopes - May 24

Take it easy!

The bad news: we’re dealing with retrogrades galore this week. Expect the unexpected. The good news: you will gain a shit ton of important new insights. Pay attention, take your time, and keep things light.

Snarky 'Scopes - May 17

JUPITER IN PISCES.

Guys, we’re experiencing the best transit of 2021. Jupiter in Pisces is all about healing, truth and service. We’re focused on the big picture and we’re feeling more optimistic than we have in quite some time. It’s a whole ass vibe!

Snarky 'Scopes - May 17