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Snarky 'Scopes- November 30

Snarky 'Scopes- November 30

Get Ready For Impulsive Optimism

Mercury moves into Sagittarius on December first. This shift is going to make you more impulsive and optimistic. It's also going to shift your focus from just one subject to an array of things. So prepare to be strung out, but in a damn good way. 

Snarky 'Scopes- November 23

It's Sagittarius Season!!

On November 21 the sun moved out of moody, intense Scorpio and into optimistic and lively Sagittarius. This new season should bring a fresh zeal for life. It's a great time for coming out of your shell and tackling goals you've been working toward all year.

Snarky 'Scopes- November 23
Snarky 'Scopes- November 16th

Snarky 'Scopes- November 16th

New Moon. Who This? 

The new moon in Scorpio will give you a chance to refresh and reprioritize. Scorpio energy craves quality and depth. You're going to have the urge to purge your life of everything that's not serving you. Follow that impulse. 

Snarky 'Scopes- November 9

Mars Turns Direct (And So Do You.)

On Friday, November 13th Mars retrograde ends and your spirit may feel like it's reawakening. During Mars retrograde, you probably felt sluggish and unmotivated. Now that it's coming back to its forward movement, your energy levels should sore and your actions will become more direct.  

Snarky 'Scopes- November 9
Snarky 'Scopes- October 26

Snarky 'Scopes- October 26

Unleash Your Inner Scorpio.

The sun has officially moved into Scorpio which means you'll be connecting with the deeper parts of yourself. Brace yourself for some INTENSE feelings. 

Snarky 'Scopes- October 19th

Channel Excess Energy.

The first quarter moon on Friday morning will bring with it an abundance of energy. If you don't channel the energy in a positive way, it could cause extreme stress. 

Look out for ways to use excess energy for growth and constructive change.

Snarky 'Scopes- October 19th
Snarky 'Scopes- October 12th

Snarky 'Scopes- October 12th

Bring Back Balance

A new moon in Libra on Friday will inspire you to find balance in your life. You'll want to make peace in your relationships. 

 

Snarky 'Scopes- October 5th

Practice Practicality.

Venus is in Virgo until October 27th. This means you're going to look at your love life through a practical, logical lens. 

You're going to be able to analyze the people in your life more clearly and figure out who is worth keeping around and who needs to be cut out. No hard feelings, it's purely practical.

Snarky 'Scopes- October 5th
Snarky 'Scopes- September 28

Snarky 'Scopes- September 28

Frankly, My Dear, I DO Give A Damn

Mercury has moved into the intense sign of Scorpio. This is going to make you ditch the shallow conversations in favor of digging deeper. 

Get ready to dive deep into your thoughts, and to have more profound talks with others. 

 

 

Snarky 'Scopes - September 21

We Love Libra Season

Libra season begins September 22nd. With it you find a new superpower of compromise. Balance will be restored in many areas of your life. Get ready for many fruitful conversations and a newfound sense of equilibrium. 

Snarky 'Scopes - September 21