By Carrie Pinkard
It’s Girl Scout Cookie season, Snark Squad! We love the Girl Scout network because they teach young girls leadership skills and independence. This year, you can buy your cookies online to support your local troop.
Once you have your boxes, you’ll need something hot and delicious to wash the cookies down with. That’s where this guide comes in. We’ve matched each Girl Scout cookie with their ultimate Snarky Tea so you can take your favorite seasonal snack to the next level.
Dos-i-dos + Wake Up
Oatmeal on the outside, peanut butter on the inside, Dos-I-Dos are like a party in your mouth. With these ingredients, you can stretch the imagination to say that these cookies make a nutritional breakfast. 😉 That’s why we paired them with our Wake Up tea. This tea has yerba mate for energy, so you can grab your sleeve of Dos-I-Dos and dos-i-do right out of bed!
Samoas + Calm Down
Samoas are chewy bites of caramel, coconut, and dark chocolate. They really are the most complex Girl Scout cookie when it comes to the flavor profile. The coconut in these bad boys make them a perfect match for our coconut rooibos tea, Calm Down.
Tagalongs + Sweet AF
A blend of peanut butter and chocolate that would make Reese’s jealous, Tag-A-Longs are the ultimate sweet tooth cookie. Paired with our Sweet AF tea, they’re pretty much unstoppable. Sweet AF is a chocolate orange tea that makes the perfect tag along for this cookie!
Trefoils + Fierce B
Trefoils are traditional shortbread cookies. They’re very reminiscent of the kind of “biscuits” the English enjoy with their tea. They’re a plain cookie which is why they need a powerful tea pairing to spice them up. Queue Fierce B. Our Fierce & Fab tea is a black rose tea with chai undertones that will bring that much-needed zap of life to your Trefoils. Dunk them in there, we dare you.
Lemon-Ups + Get It Together
We stan a supportive cookie!!! Lemon-ups are the cheerleaders of Girl Scout Cookies. Each crispy lemon bite has a message to help you level-up your life! Our Get It Together green tea with lemongrass is also designed to life you up, making it a match made in heaven!
Toffee-tastic + Basic B
Toffee-tastics are sweet, buttery cookies with bits of toffee in them. Our Basic B pumpkin spice tea adds some intrigue to this cookie. Our pumpkin blend of cinnamon and cardamom combines perfectly with toffee to give you cozy Autumn vibes right in the middle of Spring. This pairing is toffee-pumpkin-tastic!
Thin Mints + Get In Bed
Thin Mints are perhaps the most famous Girl Scout cookie. They’re a blend of chocolate and mint that’s great for unwinding after a long day. That’s why we paired them with our Get In Bed chamomile tea. Your ultimate midnight snack pairing that will send you off to a blissful, and minty, slumber.
Try These Legendary Girl Scout Cookie and Tea Pairings At Home!
Want to try all of these cookie and tea pairings? You’ll need one of our Sassy Samplers so you can do a taste test of your own! Comment below what YOUR favorite Girl Scout Cookie is. Don’t forget to support our (girl scout) troops this year!
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