Snarky 'Scopes - April 26

VIBIN’. You’re totally vibin’ this week, Capricorn. You're kicking ass at work,  and your relationships are doing f**king great. Good for you, hon! Hold off on any major decisions; there will be some new info popping up in coming weeks that will change the way you’re thinking about certain things. Now get out there and enjoy this awesome chart!

FLIP THE SWITCH. It’s like someone just turned the lights on, Aquarius. Anything that you were unsure of, and anything that has been difficult in the past few weeks will become so much easier. This will have you feeling pretty damn capable. And duh… you totally f**king are. Make sure you’re still keeping an eye on the details and enjoy this change of pace, girlfriend!

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SKY'S THE LIMIT. Anything is possible this week, Pisces. Whatever you dream you can totally f**king do – keep that mindset and you’ll absolutely crush it. Other people will see this expansion and follow. Make sure you’re communicating clearly and accurately as people are listening closer than you might think. You’re changing the game; LET’S F**KING GO!

DIG DEEP. You’re gonna run into some challenges this week, Aries. But don’t freak - they’re leading you to greater prosperity and trying to remind you of forgotten skill sets and talents. Dig deep, dust off every tool in the tool box and remember who the f**k you are. Success is waiting if you’re willing to fight for it.

STEADY AS A ROCK. Don’t break under the pressure, Taurus. You might feel like you’re doing the majority of the work but it also means you’re going to get the majority of the rewards. Trust yourself and your abilities and give it all you got. Remember, you do this sh*t because you love it – now go and show these b*tches who's boss!

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UM, HELLO - ARE YOU LISTENING? The universe is trying to tell you something, Gemini. There are important messages coming your way but you have to be willing to listen. Pay attention to waking symbols and even symbolic dreams. Whatever it is you’re wanting to achieve right now, visualize that sh*t happening and be receptive to lessons that need to be learned in order to get there. Be cautious of sneaky motherf**kers, too!

KISMET. The universe is lining you up this week, Cancer. You’ll be finding yourself in the right place at the right time – and it's all part of the plan. Think hard about whatever it is that you really want, and manifest that sh*t. Big things are coming!

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GO TEAM! It’s all about teamwork this week, Leo! Whatever goals you’re looking to achieve are best accomplished through new and existing relationships. Don’t try to do it all yourself and make sure any partners are holding up their end of the deal. Attract the right people with a positive attitude – you got this sh*t!

SWITCH IT UP. It’s out with the old and in with the new this week, Virgo! Let go of old systems and processes that just aren’t doing sh*t anymore. You need to roll up your sleeves and get to work testing and building new ways to get it done. There’s also a lot of lessons to be learned during this time so make sure you’re looking for signs. Be adaptable and create lasting change!

EXPRESS YOURSELF. There’s some powerful transformations happening to you, Libra. Your creative ability and passion are through the motherf**king roof and you’re able to clearly express yourself through these works. Stay on your path and don’t let anything tempt you into straying away from the goals you’ve set. Put your BEST into everything this week.

LAY THE GROUNDWORK. Damn Scorpio, you’re about to level the f**k up. And this success will continue for quite some time. The universe is making sure that you’ve got all a strong foundation right now so you can build upon it without worrying about everything toppling over. Make sure your partnerships are right and strong and your systems are tested. Lead with confidence!

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BE THE DIFFERENCE. People are relying on you more than you know, Sagittarius. And this sounds corny as hell but...you can truly make the difference this week. Your ability to clearly communicate is at an all time high and will help you lead others in the right direction. Stay focused on the goal and get that sh*t done! A great week to spend time at home with the peeps you love most.