Snarky 'Scopes- August 31

STAY POSITIVE. New opportunities are coming your way this week, Capricorn. But in order to reap the benefits, you have to stay positive and drown out any nay sayers in your life. Don't let negative energy from your friends or family hold you back from trying new things. This week is about you, so stay positive and keep fucking pushing.

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ISOLATE YOURSELF. It's time for some serious "me time" this week, Aquarius. You need to be thinking about your future and what you want and it's too difficult to do that when you're constantly surrounded by others. Separate from the pack this week and really think about the direction you're headed down. If you're not totally satisfied, fix that shit. 

CONSIDER YOUR RELATIONSHIPS. Your intuition is going to be sky high this week, Pisces. You're going to want to pay close attention to who you're giving your time to. Think about the role each person in your life plays, and if there's someone who is treating your poorly or not serving you, it may be time to cut them out. You need to be careful AF with your energy and who you're giving it to, because once it's gone it's tough to get back.

SPEAK THE TRUTH.  Be extra honest this week, Aries. You're in a hella good position to achieve your goals, but only if you keep acting with integrity. Watch your words when you're interacting with others, and don't give them any reason to doubt you. 

OWN YOUR THOUGHTS. Your mind is a powerful thing, Taurus. This week it's especially important you take control of your thoughts. Recognize that your thoughts have the power to make you feel good or terrible. Don't punish yourself for negative thinking, instead release that negativity into the universe and try to train yourself to focus on the good. 

LET PEOPLE HELP YOU. We know you love being Miss Independent, Gemini. But you've been carrying a great weight lately and it's starting to damage your mental health. Let your loved ones pick up some of the slack. Asking for help doesn't mean you failed, it means you care enough about yourself to not run yourself into the fucking ground.

BE RESPECTFUL. An energy is rolling in that's going to make you emotional as hell this week, Cancer. You're going to be in your feelings a lot more than usual. Be sure that your inner turmoil doesn't affect how you treat those around you. Sometimes when we get too worked up, we can lash. Try your best to treat your loved ones with balance and respect this week. 

AIM FOR PERFECTION. Try your absolute damn best this week, Leo. People are going to be looking for reasons to criticize you, make sure there are none. Put 100% into your work this week and really channel the perfectionist tendencies that are so elevated right now during Virgo season. 

HONE YOUR CREATIVITY. Make some damn art this week, Virgo. Now is a great time to express yourself as an energy is rolling in that will have your creative juices flowing. Use this time, your season, to make art that's especially detail-oriented. 

CONSIDER NEW PERSPECTIVES. You've been feeling a little out of sync with others lately, Libra. Take this week to consider different perspectives. Remember not everyone sees the world in the same way you do. Drop the "my way or the highway" bullshit for a moment and consider other people may have amazing ideas and solutions to problems you haven't even considered.

DON'T BE PETTY. It's really important for you not to get hung up on little things this week, Scorpio. Let go of any petty emotions you may have and focus on the bigger picture. Take this week to focus on self-improvement instead of worrying what every other damn person on the planet is doing.

BREAK OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE. Step out of your comfort zone this week, Sagittarius. These weird times we are living in can make you feel like every week is monotonous and boring. But this doesn't mean you can't try new things. Whether it's signing up for an online class, or taking a day trip, do something this week to shake things the fuck up.