Snarky 'Scopes - September 21
LEARN A NEW SKILL. You're already hella good at what you do, Capricorn. But it's time to branch out and learn a new skill. We're sure there's something you've been wanting to try. Whether it's self-defense, or piano, or knitting, give it a go this week.
ACCEPT SLOW PROGRESS. We know you want the whole world and more, Aquarius. Your goals are monstrous in size. But it's important you focus this week on accepting and celebrating slow progress. Recognize that every damn day you put in the work, you're getting closer to wear you want to be. Keep pushing, girlfriend.
DON'T BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE. You've been a regular Judge Judy lately, Pisces. Your friends and family are sick of looking up at you while you sit on your bench. Instead of judging everyone around you, focus on yourself and your own goals. Let others just fucking exist without scrutiny for a while.
CHILL WITH THE COMPETITION. You've been looking at everyone in your life like they're trying to outrun you, Aries. It can be easy to let your competitive spirit run away with you. This is especially true when it seems like your own progress is stalled. Take deep breaths and remember the only person you're competing with is your damn self.
GET OUR OF YOUR HEAD. You've been very trapped in your own head lately, Taurus. This week, focus on acting instead of thinking. Do more physical activity and practice implementing steps to reach your goals. Stop thinking and start doing. We so know you got this shit.
FOCUS ON WHAT YOU WANT. Think carefully about what you really want this week, Gemini. You've been getting caught up with the shitty news around the world and you've lost sight of yourself. Get a new handle on your dreams and goals. Make lists of both long term and short term things you want to accomplish.
CONTROL YOUR ANGER. Sometimes you let your sadness manifest as anger toward others, Cancer. Be careful not to let your negative emotions get the best of you this week. Remember that everyone is fighting their own battles, and you're the only person responsible for your happiness. Find healthy ways to express your anger that don't involve yelling and casting it on others.
BE CURIOUS. There's so damn much in this world you don't know about, Leo. Hone your curiosity this week by exploring new topics and possibilities. Broaden your perspective by reading new books or watching a documentary. Relearn your thirst for education.
PRACTICE GIVE AND TAKE. Your life is begging for some balance lately, Virgo. It's important you find a good mix of give and take in your relationships. If you've been giving too much, pull back. On the other hand, if you've been taking too much, give the motherfucker some love.
KEEP BEING GENEROUS. You've been feeling like people aren't returning your generous gestures lately, Libra. When you feel unappreciated, it can be easy to bottle yourself up and just say "fuck 'em." But as your season starts this week, you're going to start feeling the balance even out. People are going to start treating you with the same love, respect, and generosity that you're giving them.