Snarky 'Scopes- Week of July 20

MONEY MATTERS. Keep an eye on your bank account, Capricorn. This week will present new financial opportunities and changes. This is a good time to think carefully about your investments and any purchases you’ve been wanting to make. Don’t waste money on bullshit, but it could be time to pull the trigger on something you’ve had your eye on for a while.

SHOOT FOR SUCCESS. It’s your time to shine this week, Aquarius. All signs are pointing to success for you (hell yes!). If you’ve been waiting to try something new, now could be the perfect time. Shoot your shot and take more risks while things are looking up.

OWN YOUR INTUITION. Your instincts and intuition are always spot on, but especially this week, Pisces. As you’re met with new people and challenges, trust your gut. Don’t go along with something that doesn’t feel right. If a person is giving you a bad vibe, create some distance and get the fuck out of there.

EMBRACE CHANGE TO YOUR ROUTINE. Turn and face the strange (ch-ch-ch-changes). This week will bring disruption to your routine. Instead of letting it throw you off, lean into the change and adapt with creativity. View the shake-up to your routine as a blessing from the universe rather than an inconvenience and keep getting shit done.

LEAP INTO LEADERSHIP. People are going to be looking to you this week for guidance and advice, Taurus. Use this time to hone your leadership skills, but make sure to set boundaries. Lead by example rather than doing all of the damn work for them.

GRIND FOR YOUR GOALS. It’s looking good for you this week to slay some goals, Gemini. You’ve been working hard as fuck toward something important and it’s crucial not to let up yet. Keep your nose to the grind and watch it pay off.

DON’T MAKE ASSUMPTIONS. Don’t make an ass out of you and me this week, Cancer. In other words, don’t assume things without having proof. Making assumptions might endanger your relationships. Instead, seek open and honest communication with the people in your life. If you think something’s off, ask.

LISTEN, DON’T SPEAK. This is a great week to take a back seat role, Leo. Instead of offering your opinion, listen to those around you. You don’t always have to agree with the people in your life, but listening without argument is a great way to gain more perspective. Call a friend you haven’t heard from in a while and genuinely listen to how they’re doing. Basically, slow your shit and let others take the lead.

DON’T CUT CORNERS. You’re going to be tempted to do things halfway this week, Virgo. You’re feeling worn down AF and you will want to turn to shortcuts to ease your workload. This would be a mistake. Focus on completing tasks methodically and carefully and you’ll be rewarded for your efforts. You got this! 

FOCUS ON YOURSELF. Your relationships are feeling a little out of whack this week, Libra. Don’t let this energy throw you off. Instead, focus on self-improvement. You’ll be thankful you didn’t let negative energy from others get in the way of you getting shit done.

LOOK TO THE FUTURE. This is a good week to assess what you ultimately want, Scorpio. How are the actions you’re taking every day leading to where you ultimately want to be? Evaluate the major areas of your life (love, work, friendships) and make sure they’re serving your bigger goals. Trim the bullshit out and keep what’s important.

STAY SOCIAL. Embrace your inner social butterfly this week, Sagittarius. Try reconnecting with friends you haven’t checked in on lately. Lay the foundation for new friendships while strengthening old ones. Just send that damn check-in text! You’ll be happy you did.