Snarky Scopes

Snarky Scopes - Week of January 13

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! ********************************************* STAY EXCITED. This week you’ll be faced with hella decisions, Aries. And they’re not the easy, “what should I have for lunch”, type... Read More

Published

Snarky Scopes - Week of January 6

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! ********************************************* GETTING CLOSER. You’ll find yourself aligning with the right peeps this week, Aries. These alliances are there to help you accomplish the things... Read More

Published

Snarky Scopes - Week of November 18

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! ********************************************* LOOK FOR THE GOLD. This week is brimming with opportunities, Aries. Look around and grab that sh*t while you can. If you’re in... Read More

Published

Snarky Scopes - Week of November 11

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! ********************************************* ELEVATE, BABY! If there’s ever been a time to show off what you can do, this is it, Aries. Inspiration from the universe... Read More

Published

Snarky Scopes - Week of November 4

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! TAKE IT EASY. Don’t rush into anything major this week, Aries. Things will seem super bright and optimistic and you’ll be seeing things from a... Read More

Published

Snarky Scopes - Week of October 28

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! CHOCK FULL O'CHOICES. This will be a week of decisions for you, Aires. There will be lots of "this or that" going on; and the... Read More

Published

Snarky Scopes - Week of October 20

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! UNDER PRESSURE (you totally sang that in your head). You’re going to feel the HEAT this week Aires, but in the best way possible. Work... Read More

Published

Snarky Scopes - Week of October 14

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! GET IN LINE! This week is all about finding those people who share your goals and can help you achieve them much quicker than... Read More

Published

Snarky Scopes - Week of September 30

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! MOVIN’ AND GROOVIN’. This week will be a lot like a mullet; business up front, party in the back. The first half of the... Read More

Published

Snarky Scopes - Week of September 23

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! LET IT GO, SIS! And focus on the future. This week you’ll need to put any old issues to rest for good. Take the... Read More

Published