By Carrie Pinkard
Don’t show up to any Thanksgiving meal empty-handed!
Hosting is hard, and every hostess deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. While we can’t give them that, we can give them the next best thing: some bomb ass tea.
We’ve created the ultimate list of tea gifts suited for every Thanksgiving hostess.
For the Hostess Who’s Burnt the Hell Out This Year:
Is your hostess on her last leg? Is she sleepy AF but trying to power through to give everyone a memorable Thanksgiving?
Help her perk up with our Super Caff Bundle. This bundle contains two amazing black teas: Fierce B*tch and Wake the F**k Up. Each one has high caffeine levels and restorative ingredients that will bring your hostess back to life. She’ll be back to her gorgeous self, serving looks (and pie) in no time.
For the Hostess Who Serves Tofurkey and Kale:
Is your hostess a health nut who serves the organic, gluten-free version of every Thanksgiving food? If so, she would love our Health and Fitness Sampler.
This sampler features our six wellness teas to help your healthy hostess detox, recover, and cleanse to her heart’s content!
For the Hostess Who Worries About Every Damn Detail:
If your hostess stays up all night studying the seating charts and emailing to triple check about food allergies, our Calm the F**k Down tea is for her.
Calm The F**k Down is a soothing green rooibos blend that was created specifically to deal with stress and hypertension. This tea will help her step away from rereading the recipe book and allow her to simply enjoy the holiday.
For the Hostess Who’s Throwing a Friendsgiving:
Not everyone attends the traditional family Thanksgiving. If you’re on your way to a Friendsgiving this year, you should bring your hostess a Brew Book Mega Sampler.
A scientific study determined that 10/10 female friendships were strengthened when presented with a Brew Book.
Based on the Burn Book from Mean Girls, our Brew Book contains both our sassy and health and wellness teas. That’s 12 different teas to serve as fuel for the best Friendsgiving ever.
For the Hostess Who’s Considering Murdering Her In-laws:
We all have that friend who is one snide comment away from murdering her mother-in-law. Queue our Poisonous Bundle. This bundle contains our “Don’t Make Me Poison You” mug and our Basic B*tch tea.
The mug will send the message loud and clear that your hostess doesn't want to be messed with this Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, our pumpkin-spice tea will help fill your hostess with all the joy of a Basic B*tch on the first day of fall.
For the Hostess Who’s Obsessed with Christmas:
If your hostess has had their Christmas decorations up since November first, they absolutely need our Deck Yourself Bundle. This bundle will help them get into the holiday spirit so they can say goodbye to Turkey Day and hello to decking the halls all night long.
It contains our Deck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself tumbler, and our amazing peppermint tea that’s basically just liquified holiday cheer.
Give Thanks (& Tea Gifts) To Your Hostess This Year
Whether your hostess is super pumped for Thanksgiving, or more burnt out than an overcooked turkey, you now have the best tea gifts for them.
Our Snarky Teas can put a smile on even the crankiest hostess. Shop all of our teas here. Dinner is served.