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Snarky 'Scopes- October 19th

Snarky 'Scopes- October 19th

Channel Excess Energy.

The first quarter moon on Friday morning will bring with it an abundance of energy. If you don't channel the energy in a positive way, it could cause extreme stress. 

Look out for ways to use excess energy for growth and constructive change.

Snarky 'Scopes- October 5th

Practice Practicality.

Venus is in Virgo until October 27th. This means you're going to look at your love life through a practical, logical lens. 

You're going to be able to analyze the people in your life more clearly and figure out who is worth keeping around and who needs to be cut out. No hard feelings, it's purely practical.

Snarky 'Scopes- October 5th
Snarky 'Scopes- September 28

Snarky 'Scopes- September 28

Frankly, My Dear, I DO Give A Damn

Mercury has moved into the intense sign of Scorpio. This is going to make you ditch the shallow conversations in favor of digging deeper. 

Get ready to dive deep into your thoughts, and to have more profound talks with others. 

 

 

Snarky 'Scopes - September 21

We Love Libra Season

Libra season begins September 22nd. With it you find a new superpower of compromise. Balance will be restored in many areas of your life. Get ready for many fruitful conversations and a newfound sense of equilibrium. 

Snarky 'Scopes - September 21
Snarky 'Scopes - September 14

Snarky 'Scopes - September 14

Love a Little (Or a Lot)

Venus is in Leo, which means your love and adoration for others is going to feel overwhelming. Take this time to go above and beyond by showing people in your life how much you care about them.  

Snarky 'Scopes - September 7

Extend An Olive Branch

Mercury is in Libra which means it's a great time to focus on your relationships. You're going to be able to see things from the perspective of others more easily. 

If there's someone you've been fighting with lately, now is a great time to extend an olive branch and see if you can repair the relationship. 

Snarky 'Scopes - September 7
Snarky 'Scopes- August 31

Snarky 'Scopes- August 31

Express Your Feelings

On Tuesday night, a full moon will shine through the emotional water sign of Pisces. This is going to make you feel super in touch with your feelings. 

Try not to get lost in them, and instead talk it out with a friend or family member. 

Snarky 'Scopes- Week of July 20

Karma is Coming.

Pay special care to how you treat others this week. As Uranus moves through the sign of Taurus, the universe will be holding you accountable for your actions. 

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